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20

Mar

19

Mar

Why can’t we be friends?

Why can’t we be friends?

(Source: 5271)

All. The. Time.

All. The. Time.

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed “COW KISSES” and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML http://www.fmylife.com/19297004

27

Feb

Dear World, If a bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder," then what is mens underwear called? Sincerely, under the butt nut hut?

22

Feb

I might just die. Now.

(Source: fuckyeahcuteanimalss)

17

Feb

floppity flop flop

15

Feb

honeyc0mb:

THISSSSSSSS^^^^^^♥

honeyc0mb:

THISSSSSSSS^^^^^^♥

(Source: dayawonton)